GODDAMMIT! I’m not this horrible fucking person that you think i am! I’m sorry that i hurt you, dude. But it’s not like i can take it back. I’m NOT dating anyone. My Facebook has said “complicated” for like a year or so. Matter of fact, it’s been like that since Victor and I dated last. I didn’t change it recently. I don’t put “single” because i don’t want people hitting on me more than they...
It’s kinda hard to eat anymore.
I should stop talking when i’m drunk. I think back like, what the fuck was i talking about? I just hope everyone else is drunk enough to not be annoyed by my drunken ranting.
Who the fuck is One Direction?
friend: they asked me about her, called her the girl with Skrillex haircut.
me: fuuuuuuuck! i have a Skrillex haircut?!
Sometimes, when I find myself in a life conundrum, I ask myself ‘What the fuck...– Dane Cook